A woman calls and tells her boss one morning that she is staying home because she isn't feeling well.
"What's the matter?" the boss asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?" the boss asks.
"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
3 comments:
Hehe...that's pretty funny!
That's a good one! Thanks for the chuckle :)
anal glaucoma~ HAHAHAAA! Sorta makes me wish I still worked, I would totally use that excuse. LMAO!
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